We should all be inspired to chase after that which makes our hearts sing, but we must also take the time to recognize all that we already are.

I would really like to tell you that I have it all figured out. Unfortunately, I’m still a bit stalled out on the question, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” But, in all fairness, it is only because I still want to be all of the things I imagined the first time I was asked that question.

So, what you will find in this section are resumes and personal statements that are applicable to a variety of pursuits. I have many passions and I have spent a long time refining a professional skillset for each. My greatest desire is to find work in a field where I can explore, share, and develop as many of my passions as possible. Or to be a space pirate. There’s no way that could possibly ever get old.

I thrive when presented with new tasks and challenges, and equally well when I am asked to design from the ground up. I can learn something new overnight. I have an uncanny ability to both mimic and parody art, music, comedy, writing, and a variety of media. I am dangerously funny. I don’t like long walks on the beach. I mean, they’re alright. But, frankly, you can only walk so far before you get mad at the sand.

Let’s get to the nuts and bolts before this turns into a Tinder profile. You came here for a reason. Scroll down for professional content. More professional than this, anyway.